Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Nothing like a coworker telling you that you look like hell as if you aren’t aware.
I’M GOING TO BE REAL WITH Y’ALL. I TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. HAPPY FUCKING DAY LET’S GOOOOOOOO.
YOU’RE GOING TO WATCH PORN ON FULL VOLUME AREN’T YOU?
PRAYERS UP FOR YOU DAN. STAY SAFE IN NOLA.
YOU’RE PLAYING WITH US, PETER. YOU’RE DOING IT.
The vibes in here are electric. I’m very aroused.
Maybe space those out. Don’t mention that scheduling isn’t a strength in your interviews.
Must be nice.
Lately I’ve been spending a lot of time slaughtering robot dinosaurs late night so like 5.
Uhhhh no, excuse me sir but I set my alarm for 4am every day to wake up and make a fresh pot of coffee and publish my thoughts.
Must be nice.
Prayers up for you.
I don’t understand the question.
How many Houston people we got in here?
Love those long wedding weekends. Enjoy.
What is your life?
Sko Stros.
STAY STRONG SMOKING KILLS
If that’s your real last name, that is awesome.
Not a big RHCP guy, myself. Write a song with lyrics that actually make sense one time for me, cock sockers.