Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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*salute*
When one door closes, another door opens. That’s your fucking spot for the taking. Stop at nothing (besides murder, don’t murder).
I’d rather bang screw.
Happy birthday. I turned 30 last week and my father-in-law gave me a gun. Think he was suggesting I kill myself.
Fuck yes dude congratulations. Wink at him when he walks in.
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You’re welcome.
Suh?
Damn not a single person took a run at motivational typing? Sad!
What fantastic chemistry this podcast trio has! Just hysterical! Haha!
Haha I was only kidding man I’m not going to fuck it up or turn it into a streetsweeper.
Hello!
Fuck that. No needles.
Go ‘stros.
PLEASE be joking.
Salute. #Respect
That was a risky move. Glad it paid off for you, though.
Thank you for making me feel significantly better about myself. Heal soon.
Godspeed.