Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
By pointing out that some girls use Instagram in a ridiculously inappropriate and hilarious way, and admitting that men pathetically fuel the fire, I’m a misogynist?
That last couple paragraphs was me admitting that many guys totally feed the fire. Blame lies with both sexes, but that doesn’t make it any less ridiculous or hilarious an epidemic.
After you’ve stopped the bleeding, been properly stitched up, and recovered, sure. But riding a bike RIGHT AFTER you chop your dong? Not more comfortable. Even more uncomfortable. So much discomfort.
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That’s one way of looking at it.
I’d rather be a fat and cool than a skinny douche. Also, men that post shirtless pictures are the male douchebags referenced several times above.
Just realized something. That’s totally your Instagram, isn’t it? You’re her. Don’t lie to us. Ultimate she-douche move.
Yep, that’s a great example. *clicks Follow*
By pointing out that some girls use Instagram in a ridiculously inappropriate and hilarious way, and admitting that men pathetically fuel the fire, I’m a misogynist?
It’s a humor website. Laugh a little.
Thanks for stepping up to the plate, Suzy.
Fuck outta here, d-bag. *makes violent jerkoff motion*
You just gotta laugh to keep from crying, buddy. Laugh to keep from crying.
YOU’RE WELCOME
That last couple paragraphs was me admitting that many guys totally feed the fire. Blame lies with both sexes, but that doesn’t make it any less ridiculous or hilarious an epidemic.
Taking this as a compliment.
I got two damn questions. When I have enough questions, I do the column. Get off my back, mom.
#godimlonely
See the “unless I’m too hungover” clause. I’m basically just doing them whenever I have enough good questions though.
I picked up Foles, so don’t do that. He won’t do anything the rest of the season.
ALRIGHT next Monday I promise. Shit.
God be with you.
This pleases me.
Chris Johnson’s mediocrity, Montee Ball’s inability to get in the rotation, Aaron Rodgers’ injury
After you’ve stopped the bleeding, been properly stitched up, and recovered, sure. But riding a bike RIGHT AFTER you chop your dong? Not more comfortable. Even more uncomfortable. So much discomfort.