Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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We get it, you lift.
ass
My wife handles dinner because I’m an incompetent man-boy, so really it’s whatever she feels like making. I’ll pretend to like it even if I don’t.
You con artist.
Yeah fucking right. Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, grandma.
I am a hardened thug. Tell everyone.
Do you like #sports?
When I started my career, my objective was to bring you and your father closer together.
#humblebrag
We get it, you like breakfast.
Might be time to switch to liquor, pussy.
Ride wit me through the journey of more wild animals.
“I never sleep, ’cause sleep is the cousin of death.” -Nas
Nice little terrifying tidbit. *slight nod of respect*
We get it, you lift.
Might as well just drink poison after this. There’s nowhere to go but down.
WE’RE GOING TO THE SHIP
I respect that.
You got a problem with that, Mike?
Get at the tech guys. I don’t code.