Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

My boss blatantly ignored my request to take a sick day. PGP.

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP

The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

Inadvertently hitting enter in the middle of an IM making you look illiterate

Casual Friday was cancelled yesterday after I left and nobody passed the info along.

“Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen is starting to hit a little close to home, PGP

When things get hard, I go into the bathroom and listen to Styx’s “Come Sail Away” and remember my Caribbean cruise from three years ago.