Reopened my tab to watch my team lose in overtime

Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.

Pretty sure I’m the guy who’s always humming in my office. PGP.

Starbucks taste; break room budget.

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP

Three weddings in four weeks.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP