Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Blacked out last weekend and woke up on Sunday with a Match.com account. It was $40. #PGP

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

I have my headphones in so no one will talk to me but they aren’t even plugged in. PGP.

“Did you see Game of Thrones last night?” PGP

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I haven’t been this sober on my birthday since high school. PGP

I still make out in bars.PGP