I’m legitimately sick today, but I couldn’t call in to work because my boss wouldn’t believe me.

Requesting to move to DEFCON 1. The coffee machine in my office just broke. PGP.

The hangover today is a disheartening reminder that I can’t drink like that during the week. PGP.

I don’t think anyone in my office would notice if I went missing.

Chose to binge watch Netflix last night rather than binge drink tequila. PGP

How is it already Monday?

After spending nearly $1500 in parking over the past six months, I discovered there is a bus route a mile from my apartment

“How about that Mayweather/Pacquiao fight?” PGP

I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP

I remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a good thing. PGP.