The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.

When’s the next Men’s Warehouse buy 1 get 3 free sale? PGP

Not being able to watch your team play the late game in the playoffs. PGP.

Practicing your golf swing mid conversation with a co-worker. PGP

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

Taking this dad body to Mexico

My Tinder matches give me pep talks.

Being torn between belittling judgement and fleeting jealousy of people who still live with their parents. PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.