I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Went up another survey age bracket.

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

Tinder is responsible for my gf of 2 years

People my age are winding down their professional sports careers.

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

Priced out a minivan today. PGP

Contemplated calling in a noise complaint on my undergrad neighbors around 11:45pm last night. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.