I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

Had Claritin-D and a Red Bull for breakfast this morning. PGP.

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.

“I’m still moving some things around check back with me in an hour or so.” PGP

Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway

Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

My desk computer loves running lengthy mandatory software updates exclusively on the days that I am currently running late.

Having ambitions to make chicken parmesan for dinner, being so lazy I settle for a rotisserie chicken instead. PGP