That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

Skipping leg day. PGP.

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

The 48 hour grace period you get before your “alma mater” calls looking for donations…. PGP

My production doubles when I work from home

I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

Avoiding bathroom eye contact with coworkers, like two shits passing in the night. PGP.

Looking forward to listening to my new audio book on my commute home tonight. #PGP