I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

Power ranking the different departments at your company by their hold music. PGP.

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.