I make slightly less than the average American household and I still feel like a poor. PGP

Ringing a bell : Pavlov’s dogs drooling :: Smelling coffee : Me pooping. PGP.

Tis the season of out of office replies. PGP.

I always check my “sent” folder to make sure I sent the email to the right person. PGP.

Jimmy Johns delivery took 53 minutes. It’s 2 miles from where i work. PGP

My wife definitely settled. PGP.

Watching Mark Cuban videos in the parking lot to get you jazzed about your internship

Celebrating getting to “All-Star” level on your LinkedIn profile. PGP

HR gave a presentation on the 2050 retirement package today. The countdown begins. PGP.

The middle aged IT guy types with one finger.