Dreamt my student loans were paid off

That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP

My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.

Scooped up some new Tupperware on Prime Day. PGP

My hangover is distracting me from work and I like it.

I started labeling my refridgerated food with our CEO’s name. PGPowerMove.

Your mom emailing you the location and information for upcoming Bachelorette castings in your city. PGP

Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.

Feeling worse on your first day back from vacation than before you left. Pgp

Got caught pressing the door close button on the elevator. PGP