“Any plans for the weekend ?” PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Wearing golf pants to work because you are to lazy to go to the dry cleaners….PGP

My new computer turned out to be a rebuilt version of my old one #PGP

My bathroom schedule is synced up with the 75 year old man in the office. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Having over 250 connections on LinkedIn, yet not receiving a single endorsement.

I bet if I left right now, no one would notice. PGP.

Blatantly streaming The Open during useless, company-mandated “training.” PGP.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP