Having too much to do and not enough approval to do it.

Having the body figure and sleep schedule of your grandfather who is three times your age. PGP.

Why does Tinder still have a “feels like spam” option? It’s always fucking spam. PGP.

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

So tired this morning that I couldn’t type my password right and locked myself out. PGP.

My Tinder hook up asked me to delete Tinder.PGP

Signing birthday cards for people you’ve never even heard of. PGP.

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

I spent an hour looking at templates for a 2 week notice, I don’t even have another offer yet. PGP

Heard a co-worker snoring in the bathroom stall 2 days in a row now. PGP