It’s that time on Friday when I stop caring.

I still follow my college bar on Twitter. #PGP

39 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes till retirement. PGP.

“Hi! I’m just calling to follow up” PGP

Coworker came to work high. Thanks for the company-wide drug test, Joel. PGP

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

“Your password has expired.”

Was that a super long dump, or did it seem that way because I left my phone on my desk? PGP

I just plain don’t care anymore. PGP

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com