I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

Dropped my lunch on my floor this morning ,I stared at it for more than 5 seconds and now I can’t eat it. Happy Monday. PGP

I’m afraid that if I use my work laptop at home, I’ll accidentally type in a porn site.

I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.

Seriously debating switching banks because my direct deposit would hit 4 hours earlier.

I didn’t receive any work calls when I took vacation on Friday. I’m now convinced I’m getting fired. PGP

Just had to explain why we have time-zones to a coworker. I graduated summa cum laude.

Irish exiting work. PGPM

Using the bathroom on a different floor just to liven things up. PGP.

Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.