Umbrella broke in the middle of a downpour. I am now sitting at my desk in soaked clothes

Showing an “old dog new tricks”. PGP.

“We’re going to start making some changes here in the office…”

I was told my Outlook picture needs to include the suit and tie headshot from the yearly meeting and not a back shot of me at the tee box.

I’m putting in my two weeks on Friday. I’m pretty sure they’re going to fire me when I do. PGP

I feel like all of my coworkers somehow know how shamefully drunk I was over the weekend.

My boss thinks he’s funny. PGP

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

Guy in the office just walked in and said whos ready for Monday FUNday. I died inside PGP

I’m the only one my boss gave a passing compliment to in our staff meeting. Coworkers hate me now. PGP.