Not being able to connect to the company WiFi in the bathroom. PGP.

Took vacation on my birthday next week to avoid my coworkers, they found out and are making me celebrate today. PGP.

“Is it on Netflix?”

Forgetting your headphones is like the end of the world. PGP.

All my college friends are still single and booze hounds. I’m married and get drunk of with a 6 pack. PGP

Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.

I just suggested fantasy football as a team building exercise.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

Having a destination wedding after all of your friend’s pissed you off. PGP.