No one takes me seriously. PGP.

A couple beers at work has now turned into me being drunk in a meeting with my boss. Wonder how this is going to play out. PGP

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

Perfecting your fake laugh. PGP

Got a promotion today. Didn’t get a raise. PGP

Grotesquely over exaggerating your job title to the waitress at The United Airlines Club when she asks what you do for a living. PGP

“And don’t worry, the survey is completely anonymous, so feel free to be honest”

Sounds like my upstairs neighbor just purchased an electric guitar, and doesn’t know how to play it. PGP.

It’s my last day at work. I’m showing up two hours late just to clean out my desk and wave goodbye.