How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

I’m fairly certain they just gave out yearly bonuses… There was a company Logo’d Mophie Phone Charger on my desk after lunch. PGP

My work wife seems more concerned about my drinking than my real wife. PGP.

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

The Sunday Scaries last until Friday afternoon these days. PGP.

Today I remembered why I stopped participating in Sunday fun day.

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.