Still sore 3 days after my softball game

Already out of Tinder swipes for the day. PGP

Tried to relive college last night. Getting a swift kick from reality this morning. PGP

Looking at every retirement party as you being one step closer to the top. PGP

Ordered Jimmy John’s online two hours ago but forgot to press “submit” so I’m just not eating lunch today. PGP.

I’m really looking forward to these people retiring already.

The length of my hangover has officially exceeded the length of my weekend. PGP.

Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

I’ve already maxed out my daily coffee intake and it’s not even lunch time. PGP.

Changing my Tinder settings to 100+ miles away because I now live in the middle of nowhere. PGP.