I wish there was a “rate my professors” tool for bosses. PGP.

Having the company’s home page always on your browser, just in case.

I spent $225 at Target. PGP.

The highlight of my week has been that my boss hasn’t talked to me yet. PGP

Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.

My new boss thought I was joking when I told her what college I went to.

My boss just told me he pays his dog walker almost half of my salary. PGP.

Middle aged professionals who still can’t flush. PGP.

The supplies in my office aren’t worth stealing. PGP

Added twenty minutes to my commute thanks to a school bus stopping traffic every thousand feet. PGP