Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Atlanta? Yeah I’m not paying to see a bunch of “trap queens,” as the kids say. I’m also not trying to get caught up in some gang turf war. No one’s finding my dead body in a strip club.
Ok, quit acting like you know me and like you know what you’re talking about, because you don’t. I don’t blindly support anything. I love my country even though I don’t love my government, and I just wanted to read about another dude who loves his country without some egotistical hippie douche telling me to “like, look at the big picture, man.”
No country or political system is perfect. I think America does it better than anyone else. If you don’t think America is the greatest country in the world, please move to the one you feel is better so I don’t have to deal with your bullshit.
I have a sneaking suspicion your friends might be setting you up. Ball out on the next check with top shelf booze and that 10 oz you’ve been eyeing, then slip the waitress a $20 on your way to hit the head so she won’t pick your card. You gotta even out the playing field.
I like to take a 1 1/2″ ribeye and marinate it in a mixture of a cup of bordeaux and a teaspoon of dijon mustard for 24 hours. Rare is the only way to go. You can never go wrong with just a salt and pepper rub though.
I love fishing and spending time on the water as much as the next guy, but boats are money pits. Especially sailboats.You buy one used to save some cash and then you pay an arm and a leg just to keep it running. Even when it’s working you take it out like 5 times a year, and it just collects dust the other 360 days. Absolute nightmare.
Every so often, I’ll see something on Facebook that makes all the bullshit worth it. Take yesterday, for example. The obnoxious liberal chick I used to constantly argue with? She’s on Facebook complaining about how much she hates working as a dog groomer and wishes she could find another job. That Women’s Studies degree looks pretty worthless now.
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Atlanta? Yeah I’m not paying to see a bunch of “trap queens,” as the kids say. I’m also not trying to get caught up in some gang turf war. No one’s finding my dead body in a strip club.
One of my coworkers won’t stop calling me the “Tan Man.” It’s gone from annoying to just fucking weird.
Ok, quit acting like you know me and like you know what you’re talking about, because you don’t. I don’t blindly support anything. I love my country even though I don’t love my government, and I just wanted to read about another dude who loves his country without some egotistical hippie douche telling me to “like, look at the big picture, man.”
No country or political system is perfect. I think America does it better than anyone else. If you don’t think America is the greatest country in the world, please move to the one you feel is better so I don’t have to deal with your bullshit.
Oh my God please kill yourself before you can breed.
What a coincidence, I need disinfecting wipes just to be around Bostoners.
I have a sneaking suspicion your friends might be setting you up. Ball out on the next check with top shelf booze and that 10 oz you’ve been eyeing, then slip the waitress a $20 on your way to hit the head so she won’t pick your card. You gotta even out the playing field.
Oh I get it. It’s funny because they’re Italian.
I laughed way too hard at this.
I like to take a 1 1/2″ ribeye and marinate it in a mixture of a cup of bordeaux and a teaspoon of dijon mustard for 24 hours. Rare is the only way to go. You can never go wrong with just a salt and pepper rub though.
Not sure why you’re getting down voted, Happy. This “column” is the exact same same formula Buzzfeed uses. Bullet point, sentence, GIF, repeat.
Understandable. We all know you’re a vodka soda guy anyway.
I’m a Black Label & rocks guy, but don’t hate on the bubbly. I’ll take champagne over white wine on ice any day. Champagne is for champions.
No one tells me how much to drink.
I guess you’re one of those people who believes that corporations are people too.
People who watch the Kardashians are one of the biggest reasons why I drink. People like you are ruining America.
I love fishing and spending time on the water as much as the next guy, but boats are money pits. Especially sailboats.You buy one used to save some cash and then you pay an arm and a leg just to keep it running. Even when it’s working you take it out like 5 times a year, and it just collects dust the other 360 days. Absolute nightmare.
You have a strong GIF game my friend.
If you’re jacking off at work you have serious issues
Every so often, I’ll see something on Facebook that makes all the bullshit worth it. Take yesterday, for example. The obnoxious liberal chick I used to constantly argue with? She’s on Facebook complaining about how much she hates working as a dog groomer and wishes she could find another job. That Women’s Studies degree looks pretty worthless now.