Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I was a film major and did some acting my freshman year. Really glad I gave up on my dreams and switched to business administration so I didn’t have to beg for money like a bitch.
Back in 2012, my girlfriend of the time dragged me to see Titanic in 3D, even though she had it on VHS at home. It’s literally exactly the same, but the boat kind of looks like it might hit you. Worst $32 I ever spent.
This is good advice, but the Middle Path applies to everyone. There would be a lot more moderately aggressive guys if more women were moderately gentle on turning men down. Firm but gentle, somewhere in between stringing him along and saying “eww OMG no.” By the way, your Train Guy falls into the coward category. Giving someone a note and peacing out is the best way to not get turned down face to face.
To me, caffeine shits are an unavoidable occupational hazard. But hey if you can get along without it, more power to you. ButI’m guessing your boss will probably notice a difference in your work ethic, even if you are taking less bathroom breaks.
The other half drinks Mr. Boston vodka and rails lines of “Molly” that’s actually 90% crystal meth, 10% Drano. Definitely makes me feel better about my 40 hours a week.
Don’t get me wrong, I like EDM and getting fucked up to music in general, but I’ll only go to a concert once a year at most. I meant more like the PLUR hippie douchebags who do it EVERY weekend with the bracelets and bead masks and boas and shit. They’re only able to go to every event because they don’t have jobs and live with their parents.
This. The majority of our generation tries so hard to be a rebel/individual, so they get tattoos, go to EDM concerts, major in art, etc. But millions of others are doing the exact same thing. With feminists and hipsters who say shit like “check your privilege,” being successful is often looked down upon. The real individuals of our generation are the successful ones. I certainly won’t apologize for working my way to becoming privileged, because I’m earning those privileges.
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I was a film major and did some acting my freshman year. Really glad I gave up on my dreams and switched to business administration so I didn’t have to beg for money like a bitch.
If I played a round of golf with Paige Renee, I’m pretty sure I would shank every single shot. No way I could keep my eye on the ball with her around.
I have $40 in my wallet, Insayers. You and I can rewrite the wrongs of the past.
Back in 2012, my girlfriend of the time dragged me to see Titanic in 3D, even though she had it on VHS at home. It’s literally exactly the same, but the boat kind of looks like it might hit you. Worst $32 I ever spent.
It takes balls to put yourself out like that. Kudos, Will.
You’re a good guy, D-Man.
Dammit intern, this should have been edited.
Jesus Christ. This was more Jewish than Fiddler on the Roof.
This is good advice, but the Middle Path applies to everyone. There would be a lot more moderately aggressive guys if more women were moderately gentle on turning men down. Firm but gentle, somewhere in between stringing him along and saying “eww OMG no.” By the way, your Train Guy falls into the coward category. Giving someone a note and peacing out is the best way to not get turned down face to face.
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, no one’s even married yet.
But was she hot?
And/or Tyler. Alex seems like she wouldn’t really care about being a home-wrecker.
No offense or anything, but if that picture at the top is you, I’m pretty sure your parents are just glad you didn’t turn out to be a serial killer.
Appreciate the endorsement.
Stabbing a superior coworker with a screwdriver to establish dominance. PGPM.
To me, caffeine shits are an unavoidable occupational hazard. But hey if you can get along without it, more power to you. ButI’m guessing your boss will probably notice a difference in your work ethic, even if you are taking less bathroom breaks.
The other half drinks Mr. Boston vodka and rails lines of “Molly” that’s actually 90% crystal meth, 10% Drano. Definitely makes me feel better about my 40 hours a week.
Don’t get me wrong, I like EDM and getting fucked up to music in general, but I’ll only go to a concert once a year at most. I meant more like the PLUR hippie douchebags who do it EVERY weekend with the bracelets and bead masks and boas and shit. They’re only able to go to every event because they don’t have jobs and live with their parents.
This. The majority of our generation tries so hard to be a rebel/individual, so they get tattoos, go to EDM concerts, major in art, etc. But millions of others are doing the exact same thing. With feminists and hipsters who say shit like “check your privilege,” being successful is often looked down upon. The real individuals of our generation are the successful ones. I certainly won’t apologize for working my way to becoming privileged, because I’m earning those privileges.
I have high hopes for Space Jam 2