Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Breaking up with your girlfriend before your flight takes off isn’t nearly as bad of a decision as the dude wearing black shorts with pink flamingos on them. That dude needs to seriously reevaluate his life.
At first I thought you were going to say that people who use the term “significant other” should eat a bag of dicks, and I was going to point out that most of them already do.
Pretty much. Everyone has their own shit to deal with and plenty of it. Venting is a good thing but don’t overdo it and know your audience. No one likes a Debby Downer.
Some of the things you say are overwhelmingly stupid. I’m not a camera expert, but the iPhone 6 camera has 8 megapixels, while the Samsung S6 has 16 and the Droid Turbo has 21. iPhone 6 cameras suck.
I doubt having kids automatically deleted the ability to have common courtesy. Your baby doesn’t want to go to a fancy restaurant, or arrive on vacation via airplane. You do. And you’re making your kid and everyone else around you miserable. Stop being such a selfish asshole.
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Breaking up with your girlfriend before your flight takes off isn’t nearly as bad of a decision as the dude wearing black shorts with pink flamingos on them. That dude needs to seriously reevaluate his life.
At first I thought you were going to say that people who use the term “significant other” should eat a bag of dicks, and I was going to point out that most of them already do.
Todd’s dad is the fucking man.
Pretty much. Everyone has their own shit to deal with and plenty of it. Venting is a good thing but don’t overdo it and know your audience. No one likes a Debby Downer.
Approaching an employee when they’re most vulnerable. PGPM.
Your name is stupid.
Is there a 9 inch dildo option I can send someone instead of the 4.5 incher to show them I REALLY want them to go fuck themselves?
I guess D-Man hasn’t recovered from his weekend bender in time for the T Boost. Respect.
Sounds like you and Kendra have a lot in common: https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/please-put-me-on-reality-tv/
If only Nike Pro Combat Girl had swiped right on Will.
It’s weird reading an article about hazing on PGP instead of TFM. Apparently the Olsen twins are FaF.
Yes. I’m extremely satisfied with my Droid Turbo. Hard to break, long lasting battery, fast to operate. Definitely worth using my upgrade on.
Some of the things you say are overwhelmingly stupid. I’m not a camera expert, but the iPhone 6 camera has 8 megapixels, while the Samsung S6 has 16 and the Droid Turbo has 21. iPhone 6 cameras suck.
Obviously you’re supposed to be selling cancer, man.
This guy knows what I’m talking about. Asbury Park is also great for concerts near the beach.
Dollars to donuts she threw out food that didn’t even have gluten in it.
Duuuuude, you’re making us look bad. At least say Lavallette or Wildwood so people don’t think you’re talking about Staten Islander infested Seaside.
Xanax vs Dramamine is pointless. No matter what Xanax goes up against, Xanax always wins.
If the lake house goal ever comes to fruition, is there a squad position I could apply for? Jake’s spot, perhaps.
I doubt having kids automatically deleted the ability to have common courtesy. Your baby doesn’t want to go to a fancy restaurant, or arrive on vacation via airplane. You do. And you’re making your kid and everyone else around you miserable. Stop being such a selfish asshole.