Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Hey, TechGuy. Can you please just blackball this stupid cunt so we can all get on with our lives? I’m extremely offended by how easily offended this bitch is.
Thank you for finally being the man brave enough to say that people who can’t cook are idiots. I can’t remember the last time I want out with a girl who could actually cook. I’m Italian, so everyone in my family loves to cook, especially the men. I’m certainly not going to marry someone who can’t follow a simple recipe.
I can think of about a million things I’d like better than spending my birthday at Brighton Beach, which is where I’m assuming the Russian vodka bar was. Little Odessa is disgusting.
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The last time you posted an article, Brian left. Now I’m all anxious.
Hey, TechGuy. Can you please just blackball this stupid cunt so we can all get on with our lives? I’m extremely offended by how easily offended this bitch is.
I’m glad someone said something.
I hope Todd somehow gets Sperry in the inevitable break up. Those two would make an unstoppable team.
This is pretty heavy stuff for a Tuesday.
I went to highschool with one of the actors from We Are Your Friends. He’s an asshole and I couldn’t be happier that the movie flopped.
Using illegal substances to bond with your boss. PGPM.
Where does Will end and Todd begin? The world may never know.
I’d rather be reading a JayTas article.
I mean, who doesn’t?
A vote for Madoff is a vote for Walking Beers. #Madoff2016
Thank you for finally being the man brave enough to say that people who can’t cook are idiots. I can’t remember the last time I want out with a girl who could actually cook. I’m Italian, so everyone in my family loves to cook, especially the men. I’m certainly not going to marry someone who can’t follow a simple recipe.
And she’d probably let you. But her husband is from Kazakhstan or some shit so there’s a strong possibility he’ll blow up your house.
I’m like 99% sure the girl in the sunflower shorts is my cousin…..
This would have been a dream come true for 5th Grade Me.
Please give a blowjob to a chainsaw running on full power so I don’t have to look at your worthless comments again.
You would think that with all of my taxes, every one of your coworkers could have one of those $10 Casio calculators from Quill
I can think of about a million things I’d like better than spending my birthday at Brighton Beach, which is where I’m assuming the Russian vodka bar was. Little Odessa is disgusting.
I’d enjoy an article defining ‘Burb vocab.
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