Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I was hoping you’d tell us that there was one bear in Colorado who hates hipsters so much that he’s making it his life’s mission to take out as many hipsters as possible before he dies.
Weeknights sitting on the couch with a few fingers of scotch and my golden retriever, watching Boardwalk Empire while wearing nothing but basketball shorts. Livin’ the dream.
You really need to stop bragging about meeting John Cusack. It’s in your bio, it’s in your articles… We get it, man. He’s a cool dude, but it’s just not a great story.
I’ve heard great things about Australia. My buddy spent a semester over there and he said Australians love dating Americans. Apparently our accent is sexy to them. Good luck.
I heard that Judge Berman had Brady on his fantasy team. I hate the Patriots, but I have to respect Berman’s huge PGPM of using his position of professional power to benefit his personal life.
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I was hoping you’d tell us that there was one bear in Colorado who hates hipsters so much that he’s making it his life’s mission to take out as many hipsters as possible before he dies.
Postgrads need lovin’ too.
Only if you bring snacks and don’t mind that my dog selfishly takes up 75% of a three person couch.
Weeknights sitting on the couch with a few fingers of scotch and my golden retriever, watching Boardwalk Empire while wearing nothing but basketball shorts. Livin’ the dream.
He’s homeless, how pretentious could he possibly be?
Just wait until the office lunch thief accidentally drinks your milk.
Now we sit and wait for pats fans do decend on you like a plague of locusts.
You really need to stop bragging about meeting John Cusack. It’s in your bio, it’s in your articles… We get it, man. He’s a cool dude, but it’s just not a great story.
So is he going to be a contributing writer here, or was this just a one night stand?
I’ve heard great things about Australia. My buddy spent a semester over there and he said Australians love dating Americans. Apparently our accent is sexy to them. Good luck.
I hope they offered to pay for the interior cleaning cost at a carwash of your choosing.
This could prove to be more addictive than heroin.
“Mare has a sweatshirt from almost every college from the continental US.” I’m assuming those are all shacker shirts, right?
Also, I’ve fallen madly in love several times, mostly with whoever owns Tex the Bernese Mountain dog.
I realize you were in a lot of pain, but at a certain point in your life, you should really stop showing your dad your dick.
I’m kind of surprised D-Man didn’t try to fight you on who got to write this article.
I heard that Judge Berman had Brady on his fantasy team. I hate the Patriots, but I have to respect Berman’s huge PGPM of using his position of professional power to benefit his personal life.
“Candidates must be willing to play in high pressure, medium stakes money games.” PGP.
Iced coffee or no iced coffee, if I sat in a warm tub in the dark at 4:30 in the morning, I would fall asleep and drown.
You have to be a masochist to keep pumping out shit articles like this. It’s painful watching you try to be funny.
Shit, I’m retarded.