Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my “back pain,” Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine… Well, because it’s awesome.
Wearing Tommy Bahama linen camp shirts is not a seasonal trend. It’s a lifestyle choice, one that I take very seriously. You can take away my warm weather, but you will NEVER take away the soft breathable texture of linen!!!
Congrats on barely beating the team who lost to the Raiders last year, I guess? “Dominated” is a bit of an exaggeration. We’re you guys really that nervous after they beat the Colts?
I had to buy a calendar to remember when to take my dog to the vet. A CALENDAR. There’s a 0% chance I would remember otherwise. I’m turning into my mother.
You might be surprised what people will do for money. When I was growing up, my best friend’s parents got divorced. The mom moved in with another dude who made 150k/ year but never married him so she could bleed her ex for an extra 50k every year in alimony after the dad got custody.
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I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my “back pain,” Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine… Well, because it’s awesome.
Katie definitely did it on purpose. I never liked her. Todd is going to need his dad to get out of this one.
I don’t think PGP is the right place for you.
*Makes aggressive jerkoff motion with hand while rolling eyes*
7 pages for 8 paragraphs, CashBack? I’m not mad… I’m just disappointed.
Not a problem for me, all the women at my office have already hit menopause.
Did you watch the video? That thing eating the pizza WAS JayTas.
That’s why I moved from Princeton to Charlotte.
Wearing Tommy Bahama linen camp shirts is not a seasonal trend. It’s a lifestyle choice, one that I take very seriously. You can take away my warm weather, but you will NEVER take away the soft breathable texture of linen!!!
Congrats on barely beating the team who lost to the Raiders last year, I guess? “Dominated” is a bit of an exaggeration. We’re you guys really that nervous after they beat the Colts?
Can you get his beer outside of Michigan? I’d be interested in trying it.
I had to buy a calendar to remember when to take my dog to the vet. A CALENDAR. There’s a 0% chance I would remember otherwise. I’m turning into my mother.
Usually avoiding discussing necrophilia and incest all together are wise choices.
You might be surprised what people will do for money. When I was growing up, my best friend’s parents got divorced. The mom moved in with another dude who made 150k/ year but never married him so she could bleed her ex for an extra 50k every year in alimony after the dad got custody.
I had no idea we were in the presence of Hobo Royalty.
I bet your buddies will be really happy that you’re single again.
D-Man, I applaud your self-restraint for not punching these people in the throat, regardlese of whether they’re family or not.
Todd’s lunch beer turning into a day rager and a no-show. PGPM.
I’d take a blowjob over nothing.
As a fraternity alumnus (like a lot of the TFM/TSM transplants who use frequent this site), I really wish you’d french kiss a cobra.