Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
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People who wear flower crowns give me an insatiable urge to punch something.
I think you might just have bad taste in men.
Game of Thrones and bone?
OK there’s a big difference between sexting and sexual harassment. Reciprocation is key here, folks.
#CakeStuff2016
Bernie’s GIF game is just on a whole other level.
Ruining potential marriages. PGPM.
He’s a man of the people.
How can men live up to these impossible, sexist standards? #Men’sLivesMatter
It’s right next to his “I’d rather be driving a Titleist” sticker.
Todd fucking roasted her. I bet Todd’s dad is in a hunting club.
No one’s going to buy your book, no matter what you call it, because you’re a talentless hack.
Uh Oh Oreos should have gotten an honorable mention though. Those inside out little bastards are the most beautiful mistakes ever made.
Big deal, I once dated a girl who I later found out worshiped Satan.
Currently wearing a Tommy Bahama polo made from 100% pima cotton. Guilty as charged.
He loves meth so much that he capitalizes the first letter like a proper noun.
Last year I flew Delta and the plane didn’t have TVs or WiFi. And the seats only reclined like 5°, but that’s pretty standard with any airline.
Flying Delta is awful as it is, those planes haven’t been updated since the Reagan Administration.
You are my least favorite Todd.
I would have slapped some Spackle and some paint on that sonofabitch and called it a day. No one’s taking my security deposit.