Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I used to love the Daily Show when Jon hosted it. I didn’t agree with everything he said, but he made a lot of intelligent arguments and he was actually funny. Trevor is a black and liberal pandering dipshit who doesn’t respect this country or the job that he’s been given. It’s basically a Bernie loving Tosh.0 or @midnight. Obama is the biggest two mistakes of the 21st century, and it’s not because he’s black. It’s because he’s gotten nothing done. He had a Democratic Congress at his disposal and did jack shit and then was surprised when people voted Republicans into the house. Most of the jobs he’s take credit for were created by the oil industry he so despises. End rant.
OK, I’m not going to watch a 23 minute video. Especially not one with Larry fucking Wilmore in it. That dude has never been funny, and he’s never been anything more than a race-baiting bastard. He’s not a comedian, and he’s not a journalist. Neither is Trevor Noah. They rank about as high on my level of respect as some YouTube fashion personality. The fact that he dropped the “N word” during a presidential event, and Obama CONDONED it, is nothing less than disgusting. I hope the next person who becomes president is elected because they love America, not because of their race or gender. Fuck you Larry, you conceited piece of shit.
Those two are sadistic assholes for making their guests suffer through a Shakespearean song and dance routine. This was probably so painful to watch that some of the older guests died from the awkwardness.
Which is why it’s weird that they’re fans in the first place. I couldn’t imagine growing up and never seeing my team play a home game. I used to go to at least 3 games a year at the MetLife Stadium.
Where I grew up in Jersey, there were obviously tons of Giants, Jets, and Eagles fans. But there were also quite a few Patriots and Packers fans. Many of them had never been to a single home game for the team, or had never even been to Massachusetts or Wisconsin. They just had a hard on for their quarterbacks. Pretty pathetic.
Wonder what their margins are. If $82 buys exclusive use of the yacht for a night, they can’t be making jack shit. But if you’re one of many parties onboard for a 3 hour tour, that’s an entirely different story.
Cheap beer and cocktail specials. Not too loud, but happening enough that people will actually dance and/or sing along. That’s a delicate balance. A patio is non-negotiable.
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Alcohol. Solving problems since forever.
You’re just begging for him to pitch Man Outfitters to us, aren’t you?
As revenge?
I used to love the Daily Show when Jon hosted it. I didn’t agree with everything he said, but he made a lot of intelligent arguments and he was actually funny. Trevor is a black and liberal pandering dipshit who doesn’t respect this country or the job that he’s been given. It’s basically a Bernie loving Tosh.0 or @midnight. Obama is the biggest two mistakes of the 21st century, and it’s not because he’s black. It’s because he’s gotten nothing done. He had a Democratic Congress at his disposal and did jack shit and then was surprised when people voted Republicans into the house. Most of the jobs he’s take credit for were created by the oil industry he so despises. End rant.
OK, I’m not going to watch a 23 minute video. Especially not one with Larry fucking Wilmore in it. That dude has never been funny, and he’s never been anything more than a race-baiting bastard. He’s not a comedian, and he’s not a journalist. Neither is Trevor Noah. They rank about as high on my level of respect as some YouTube fashion personality. The fact that he dropped the “N word” during a presidential event, and Obama CONDONED it, is nothing less than disgusting. I hope the next person who becomes president is elected because they love America, not because of their race or gender. Fuck you Larry, you conceited piece of shit.
Those two are sadistic assholes for making their guests suffer through a Shakespearean song and dance routine. This was probably so painful to watch that some of the older guests died from the awkwardness.
Crab fries blow all of these out of the fucking water
Which is why it’s weird that they’re fans in the first place. I couldn’t imagine growing up and never seeing my team play a home game. I used to go to at least 3 games a year at the MetLife Stadium.
Where I grew up in Jersey, there were obviously tons of Giants, Jets, and Eagles fans. But there were also quite a few Patriots and Packers fans. Many of them had never been to a single home game for the team, or had never even been to Massachusetts or Wisconsin. They just had a hard on for their quarterbacks. Pretty pathetic.
Wonder what their margins are. If $82 buys exclusive use of the yacht for a night, they can’t be making jack shit. But if you’re one of many parties onboard for a 3 hour tour, that’s an entirely different story.
The guy who claims to know the secret to life and is self aware is definitely a Scientologist. Gotta get rid of those Thetans.
Seems legit
If I’m sharing my coke in the bathroom with the groom, do I still have to get the couple a wedding present?
Olivia. Would.
If you don’t cheat, and don’t nag us, we’ll rarely argue with you. Most men will go out of their way to avoid a fight with their girlfriend.
Fork* get your shit together, man.
If I had to sit in on a meal of Liberal Ladies Who Lunch, I would probably make it 10 minutes before jamming a salad for in both my eardrums.
The only time I’d want her to be my doctor is when I turn my head and cough
Oh, and a pool table never hurts either.
Cheap beer and cocktail specials. Not too loud, but happening enough that people will actually dance and/or sing along. That’s a delicate balance. A patio is non-negotiable.