Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
It’s a worthless degree because of the rate of return. Going to grad school and getting into 6 figure debt makes no sense when you’ll end up being a teacher that makes $45k/year. The fact that she even needs a summer job just proves my point.
If you have a Masters Degree in Education and you can only find a job waiting tables, then yeah, I’m going to assume that you’re an idiot. Not just because you’re a waiter, but because you decided to get a worthless degree. There’s a reason your boss pays you under minimum wage and you have to beg for tips.
Beach? What beach? Dropping a ton of sand in a lake doesn’t make it a beach. You’re just trying to imitate something that’s much better: the ocean. And you do realize the ocean is calm most of the time, right? If you can’t handle a little current, you should probably just stick to the piss tank at your local YMCA.
If I’m not at work, I say exactly what’s on my mind. People don’t know you if you don’t tell them who you are. I don’t have the time or energy to pretend to be someone I’m not, unless it’s around the people who pay me.
Keeping their distance because you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark or a jellyfish. And I check the news for hurricanes before I go to the beach because I’m not an idiot.
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Of course they can afford to, it comes out of OUR taxes.
Yeah, community colleges. Not K-12. It might give you a leg up, but it’s not a requirement.
Starting at $65k? Yeah, maybe in fucking Hawaii. Come back down to Earth, chief.
She could tutor or do summer school
It’s a worthless degree because of the rate of return. Going to grad school and getting into 6 figure debt makes no sense when you’ll end up being a teacher that makes $45k/year. The fact that she even needs a summer job just proves my point.
If you have a Masters Degree in Education and you can only find a job waiting tables, then yeah, I’m going to assume that you’re an idiot. Not just because you’re a waiter, but because you decided to get a worthless degree. There’s a reason your boss pays you under minimum wage and you have to beg for tips.
This doesn’t change anything, the French never work anyway.
Get off my comment, you fucking robot.
What is that in real people money?
Must have been tough growing up in Somalia.
“Family is my being. Music is my obsession. Travel is my passion. Weather is my temper. Food is my desire. Nature is my religion.”
I would bankrupt myself to pay whatever it costs to punch this guy in the throat.
Maybe, but I’m not the one who’s scared of the ocean.
#TeamTwoShowers. Join the revolution.
Or you could just NOT have dingleberries and sleep like nature intended, but OK.
Sleeping naked is the only way to do it as far as I’m concerned. People who wear pajamas or whatever to bed are just weird.
Beach? What beach? Dropping a ton of sand in a lake doesn’t make it a beach. You’re just trying to imitate something that’s much better: the ocean. And you do realize the ocean is calm most of the time, right? If you can’t handle a little current, you should probably just stick to the piss tank at your local YMCA.
You’re telling me. My boss thinks that I’m a Democrat, just like her.
If I’m not at work, I say exactly what’s on my mind. People don’t know you if you don’t tell them who you are. I don’t have the time or energy to pretend to be someone I’m not, unless it’s around the people who pay me.
Keeping their distance because you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark or a jellyfish. And I check the news for hurricanes before I go to the beach because I’m not an idiot.
What black magic do you have to use to squeeze a Minnesota girl into a two piece bathing suit?