Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
My work-provided health insurance used to cover an hour long full body massage and a chiropractic adjustment. I think the copay was like $20. But they changed my insurance and now it’s $115 every visit. Needless to say, I don’t go anymore and my back is killing me.
Same. Does this just include Millenials in the work force? Because there are a ton of Millenials who are still in college, and I imagine they live at home with their parents (at least during the summer).
Although I’d be sad to see it happen, Jack Black definitely seems like he’d be the kind of guy to check out early. Who knows what insane shit he does in his spare time.
“Hey honey we need to take a break because I’ve got a date with a girl who’s much hotter than you. Honestly, I think I can do much better than you. If it doesn’t pan out, you and I can TOTALLY get back together, though. Love you!” The balls on this guy.
I only slept in 1 hours spans the first few months I had my golden. Considering her dog has an even smaller bladder, I think the honeymoon period will wear off quickly.
Yes, perfect takeaway. I’m a terrible person because I don’t want to foot the bill for your Masters degree and I don’t automatically assume that servers at restaurants are Harvard educated. I had no idea I was being so controversial.
All I’m saying is that you probably shouldn’t become a teacher if all you want is to make money. And if I see a server that looks like they’re over 25, I’m going to think, “Yeah, that person probably made some bad choices somewhere in their life.” Because I’m a very judgemental and obnoxious person, this isn’t news to anyone.
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No dramatic airport make out scene, complete with groping? I’m a little disappointed, Johnny.
It wouldn’t be a problem in the first place if I actually went to the gym and didn’t hunch over my keyboard like Quasimodo, but yeah, that works too.
I bet your boyfriend loved that
My work-provided health insurance used to cover an hour long full body massage and a chiropractic adjustment. I think the copay was like $20. But they changed my insurance and now it’s $115 every visit. Needless to say, I don’t go anymore and my back is killing me.
Your dog’s name is JackJack?
Same. Does this just include Millenials in the work force? Because there are a ton of Millenials who are still in college, and I imagine they live at home with their parents (at least during the summer).
But… but… which city should I be living in if I’m an optimistic Millenial who wants to change the world? I NEED to know!
Seriously. The guy giving away racks of Keystone is invited to my wedding.
I’m pretty sure Paul Walker had a kid. Not all people settle when they have a family, so we can’t know for sure. Unless you know him personally…
Regret. PGP.
Although I’d be sad to see it happen, Jack Black definitely seems like he’d be the kind of guy to check out early. Who knows what insane shit he does in his spare time.
I’m not sure how people dealt with hangovers before Xanax was invented.
You’ve changed a lot in the last 2,000 years, Jesus. You’re kind of a dick now.
“Hey honey we need to take a break because I’ve got a date with a girl who’s much hotter than you. Honestly, I think I can do much better than you. If it doesn’t pan out, you and I can TOTALLY get back together, though. Love you!” The balls on this guy.
I only slept in 1 hours spans the first few months I had my golden. Considering her dog has an even smaller bladder, I think the honeymoon period will wear off quickly.
He’s right. That’s what the real Nurse Jackie would do.
It’s called hyperbole. My reading comprehension is just fine.
Yes, perfect takeaway. I’m a terrible person because I don’t want to foot the bill for your Masters degree and I don’t automatically assume that servers at restaurants are Harvard educated. I had no idea I was being so controversial.
All I’m saying is that you probably shouldn’t become a teacher if all you want is to make money. And if I see a server that looks like they’re over 25, I’m going to think, “Yeah, that person probably made some bad choices somewhere in their life.” Because I’m a very judgemental and obnoxious person, this isn’t news to anyone.
My God you people are butthurt.