Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
You’re missing the point. I love the taste of beer and scotch. But they’re acquired tastes. If whiskey didn’t have alcohol in it, do you really think anyone would drink it? Would you spend $12 on a couple ounces of alcohol free whiskey at a bar? Of course not. That would be stupid. You’re drinking it because it has alcohol in it.
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Johnny: What about Texas are you looking forward to most (besides your job), and what are you going to miss most about Chicago?
I would bet money that Savanna is either stripping or doing porn. Or both.
You would think Jennifer Lawrence could find a better person to hang out with than Amy Schumer.
Seems like a really loud fan/ vent system could solve most of your problems. Gets rid of the smell and no one can hear you dropping bombs.
If you read this article back at Christmas, you already know how much I love scotch: https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/5-holiday-cocktails-to-get-you-hammered-enough-to-power-through/
You’re missing the point. I love the taste of beer and scotch. But they’re acquired tastes. If whiskey didn’t have alcohol in it, do you really think anyone would drink it? Would you spend $12 on a couple ounces of alcohol free whiskey at a bar? Of course not. That would be stupid. You’re drinking it because it has alcohol in it.
I drink until I can feel the alcohol because I’m not a Mormon.
Unless that beer or scotch is alcohol free, you’re full of shit.
There literally isn’t any other reason to drink.
Those are legs? I thought they were chopsticks.
I’m not a knife expert. But I would imagine people like the lifetime warranty.
Cutco knives? My mom owns a set that she uses everyday. They’re older than I am and they still work great. They’re just really pricey.
I bet they’re Cutco knives or something equally expensive
The fact that Todd hasn’t passed out from a panic attack fueled by his hangover and moving in with this girl amazes me.
Illegal downloading is a huge problem in this country. Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, still can’t afford a gold-plated shark tank bar.
How are you not on an FBI Watch List yet?
I thought I knew what this article was going to be about. I was wrong.
I went to a public university in Florida. You had to already know that I’m borderline retarded.
Well, fuck, you’re right. Laps taken. Must have been out that day in health class. Or sleeping.
Well of course we can breathe liquids. What did you think we did for the first 9 months of our lives?