Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Are people rubbing margaritas on their skin? Anyone who spills a margarita on themselves has committed a party foul and should be dealt with accordingly.
You do realize that the Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene are not the same person, right? If you’re going to pretend to be Jesus, it least make it accurate and funny.
Honestly dude, you’re probably in for the best time of your life since college. If your coworkers were half as cool as mine when I was bartending and your schoolwork isn’t stressing you out too bad, you’re going to make some good memories. I’ve been trying to find some time to write up some of my bartending stories, many of them involving illicit substances and questionable choices.
I have huge respect for people who abandon the status quo of going to a 4 year college in order to study a trade. Plumbers, mechanics, roofers. These people make up the backbone of our society and provide a real service. My best friend is an electrician and he makes a damn good living crawling around in other people’s attics and underneath their porches.
I definitely assumed this would have been a credit card situation, where you just write”$1000″ on the tip line because you’re drunk and you think it’s funny. Actually tipping $1k in cash is just ridiculous. Who carries around that much cash? This guy is obviously making a lot more than I am, so I wouldn’t really feel bad if the waiter refused to give him his tip back.
Great article. It’s not uncommon for me on a weeknight to pour a couple fingers of scotch, call one of my fraternity brothers on speaker mode, and set the phone on the coffee table for an hour long chat. It would be impossible to properly catch up any other way with people who live 600 miles away.
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Are people rubbing margaritas on their skin? Anyone who spills a margarita on themselves has committed a party foul and should be dealt with accordingly.
Going by D. Carter Ruff makes you sound extremely elitist. I respect that power move.
Yeah God forbid police officers get a vacation after stopping crime and saving lives every day.
For the sane Americans: https://swagbymilo.com/products/never-hillary-t-shirt-mens
“I Stole a Rare Painting From a Billionaire’s Mansion and I Discovered An Ancient Secret Organization Plotting to Overthrow the Canadian Government”
Check out the terrified dog in the window staring at the Godzilla mutant lizard that’s knocking on the front door.
You do realize that the Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene are not the same person, right? If you’re going to pretend to be Jesus, it least make it accurate and funny.
Ever heard of Mary Magdalene? You’re a terrible novelty account.
You’re pretty judgmental for someone who hung out with whores, Jesus.
Jesus Christ. This is why I haven’t introduced my mom to any of my girlfriends or hookups since college. What she doesn’t know can’t hurt her.
I was tempted to say “all.” Florida is practically famous for its population of poor decision makers.
Honestly dude, you’re probably in for the best time of your life since college. If your coworkers were half as cool as mine when I was bartending and your schoolwork isn’t stressing you out too bad, you’re going to make some good memories. I’ve been trying to find some time to write up some of my bartending stories, many of them involving illicit substances and questionable choices.
I have huge respect for people who abandon the status quo of going to a 4 year college in order to study a trade. Plumbers, mechanics, roofers. These people make up the backbone of our society and provide a real service. My best friend is an electrician and he makes a damn good living crawling around in other people’s attics and underneath their porches.
Yeah in Italian, “barista” literally translates to “gender studies major.” Isn’t learning fun?
I’m pretty sure every work email I’ve ever sent contains at least one of these phrases.
I definitely assumed this would have been a credit card situation, where you just write”$1000″ on the tip line because you’re drunk and you think it’s funny. Actually tipping $1k in cash is just ridiculous. Who carries around that much cash? This guy is obviously making a lot more than I am, so I wouldn’t really feel bad if the waiter refused to give him his tip back.
You don’t need to call Sweden to reach a phone sex hotline
Great article. It’s not uncommon for me on a weeknight to pour a couple fingers of scotch, call one of my fraternity brothers on speaker mode, and set the phone on the coffee table for an hour long chat. It would be impossible to properly catch up any other way with people who live 600 miles away.
People down here in NC swear by Cookout. It’s good and insanely cheap, but you’re not really missing out on anything.
I agree. I promise not to share any of my political opinions that no one actually wants to hear if PGP stops trying to be political.