Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I’m rolling solo to a wedding in 2 weeks because I wasn’t offered a +1. But I’ll know a bunch of people there and there’s an open bar and a build your own taco station, so I think I’ll be ok.
Considering most of the people I know are morons that get their news from Facebook memes, I’m not sure if more people watching cable network news would be a bad thing. At least television shows can be held responsible for their reporting
Big Bang Theory is a show about smart people made for dumb people. Asking people if they like it is a litmus test for whether or not that person has ever had an original thought.
Dorn, I always knew you were a lying, no good sonofabitch. You’re a mortal, just like the rest of us
Yeah from now on, not having a taco bar at a wedding might be a deal breaker for me
Well, we are on a website called Post Grad PROBLEMS. Things are kind of inherently negative on here by nature
I’m rolling solo to a wedding in 2 weeks because I wasn’t offered a +1. But I’ll know a bunch of people there and there’s an open bar and a build your own taco station, so I think I’ll be ok.
Valid point, Chill
If there was an extroverted 9/10 who I’ve know for a long time and is interested in being my date at weddings, I’d probably already be dating them
Can we bring back Hookup Horror stories?
Considering most of the people I know are morons that get their news from Facebook memes, I’m not sure if more people watching cable network news would be a bad thing. At least television shows can be held responsible for their reporting
Very relatable. I’ve taken more naps in my shower with the hot water going than I’d care to admit
I forgive you, Jesus
He is an anti-Semite or he is antisemitic. Pick one
Spending time on Tumblr is an even bigger red flag
I’m not convinced you know what a syllable is.
I’m starting to get really concerned for Johnny’s mental health
If you get numb fingers from something as inactive as texting, you should consult your doctor because you may have a serious heart condition
If Trump is Voldemort, then Hillary is Dolores Umbridge
The worst part about quitting is missing out on morning and post-sex heaters. Now I usually just turn on some tunes and spoon
All I know is that I would watch a sports movie about a guy who joined the MLB at 26 right out of a rec league
Will I ever learn how to juggle? Probably not. Life is full of little disappointments
Big Bang Theory is a show about smart people made for dumb people. Asking people if they like it is a litmus test for whether or not that person has ever had an original thought.