I requested a key when I was hired two months ago. Still waiting for it. I have to get my boss to let me in my office every morning because the cleaning people lock it.
Our janitors empty all of our trash cans twice a day. I don’t get it. If you emptied my trash at closing time yesterday, why do you think it’ll need to be emptied again first thing in the morning today?
Our apartment has a porch and it’s my favorite thing about the place. Just enough room for some chairs and a table. Best place to drink a beer under the ceiling fan at the end of the day. Plus we’re on the second floor so the mosquitoes can’t get to us.
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Toaster oven > toaster. Once you have one, you’ll never go back.
My town just eliminated open container laws in the plaza where all of our bars are. It’s great.
There’s nothing like it
You need to dump that bucket of crazy
Don’t rain on the man’s parade bro
Hearing things like this really makes me appreciate having an office with a locking door
Or my personal favorite “fix paper jam in tray 2” *opens tray 2* *closes tray 2* problem solved
Respect for the Nelly reference
I requested a key when I was hired two months ago. Still waiting for it. I have to get my boss to let me in my office every morning because the cleaning people lock it.
Anyone else killing time counting down the minutes until 5:00?
Finally someone said it. Fuck Twizzlers.
Same. Plus if I drink now I have to plan to sleep in until noon the next day. Can’t blackout and be functional by 8am like I used to be able to.
Picture makes me miss my Blackberry. I loved that phone. Also made me feel like a badass in high school when everyone else had a Razr or an EnV.
Wtf why?
Lactaid milk is where it’s at. Just normal milk without all the diarrheas later.
Our janitors empty all of our trash cans twice a day. I don’t get it. If you emptied my trash at closing time yesterday, why do you think it’ll need to be emptied again first thing in the morning today?
That’s horrifying
I exclusively use the faculty bathroom on the third floor because it’s rarely used, it only has one stall, and the door has a deadbolt
Our apartment has a porch and it’s my favorite thing about the place. Just enough room for some chairs and a table. Best place to drink a beer under the ceiling fan at the end of the day. Plus we’re on the second floor so the mosquitoes can’t get to us.
Chorizo will rock your fucking world in the worst way possible