Thinking about this makes you feel small, doesn’t it? I don’t need that extra reminder considering I’m 5′ 9″ (&1/2) which is already considered small relative to my peers. Very interesting perspective on the topic though, Duda. Even though I can’t tell you that I’m certain it’s wrong, I am certain that you don’t actually believe it and, like most of your takes, is intended to piss us off.
@Kiawah Have to disagree with you on Fort Worth>Houston. Don’t get me wrong, I love the stockyards and concerts at Billy Bob’s, but other than that the only thing FW has on Houston is more affordable housing.
The real city rivalry is Houston vs Dallas and the College Station vs Austin is really A&M vs UT, in my opinion. Austin shits on College Station unless you’re an Aggie or you’re retired.
Hey man I’m doing good by not experimenting with hard drugs since I started this job. Also, I would still be trying to drown that SB loss if I were you.
Sadly, it’s not wings and beer w/ the boys, but I’m going with leftover chicken bog for the third straight night. I plan on following that up with 3 or 4 Hopadillos and some Masters on the tube. Have you heard of it, Dave? It’s a pretty cool golf tournament they have yearly. They say this is a good year to attend (in person). You should look into it. Feel free to pass that tip over to Chilly Willy as well.
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“Was it cocaine?”
Duda is, to some degree, responsible for this and no one can convince me otherwise.
Thinking about this makes you feel small, doesn’t it? I don’t need that extra reminder considering I’m 5′ 9″ (&1/2) which is already considered small relative to my peers. Very interesting perspective on the topic though, Duda. Even though I can’t tell you that I’m certain it’s wrong, I am certain that you don’t actually believe it and, like most of your takes, is intended to piss us off.
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If you replace Houston with Lubbock this post actually makes sense. That entire town smells like cow shit.
@Kiawah Have to disagree with you on Fort Worth>Houston. Don’t get me wrong, I love the stockyards and concerts at Billy Bob’s, but other than that the only thing FW has on Houston is more affordable housing.
The real city rivalry is Houston vs Dallas and the College Station vs Austin is really A&M vs UT, in my opinion. Austin shits on College Station unless you’re an Aggie or you’re retired.
@DrunkCartographer, do you by any chance work for Apple? If so that explains a lot.
Hey man I’m doing good by not experimenting with hard drugs since I started this job. Also, I would still be trying to drown that SB loss if I were you.
Sadly, it’s not wings and beer w/ the boys, but I’m going with leftover chicken bog for the third straight night. I plan on following that up with 3 or 4 Hopadillos and some Masters on the tube. Have you heard of it, Dave? It’s a pretty cool golf tournament they have yearly. They say this is a good year to attend (in person). You should look into it. Feel free to pass that tip over to Chilly Willy as well.
This is depressing af if true
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2. That is your job, nice try.
3. Have any of you been snow skiing? If so, what destination would you recommend?
I’m drinking Tito’s and water with lime. Maybe a couple beers.
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You’re right everyone is saying that.
I appreciate that. I appreciate the fans.
You lost me at light
Tbh, this column is genius.
Two bowls of Chocolate Cheerios. Thanks for asking, Vlad.