I quit living by the rules and began cock-fighting to pay the bills. Didn’t realize until week 3 that it was all about chickens. My peener is a mess rn.
I’m going through this right now and agree. I’ve never been to a wedding and thought the food was great even though they probably dropped 50 a head on steak. Going with BBQ
Last time I was in Vegas my buddy and I told everyone we were surgeons from Texas. He even made business cards with our names on them, Chaz and Slater. So douchey and so fun.
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Global entry, my dude.
I just drink pool water because all the chemicals basically equal out to like 3 glasses of Pinot. It’s fucking lit
Jesus Christ, this looks like it could be called Snackfest 2018, fam.
That’s mondo tight
I think you mean 2nd most relatable character. Gil Humplestead by a mile.
Dale ain’t dead, he’s just a lap ahead.
I fuckin love your name
“abuse me like a porto-potty at the state fair”
It’s been 10 years
Leaving in 2 months so not really
Platonic sup? I’m moving down to the Fort in April and moving in with my fiancé. We need friends.
I quit living by the rules and began cock-fighting to pay the bills. Didn’t realize until week 3 that it was all about chickens. My peener is a mess rn.
Virgins do.
Probably that he likes being choked and slapped during sex. Then again, who doesn’t?
Okay, but do you fuck your car?
I’m going through this right now and agree. I’ve never been to a wedding and thought the food was great even though they probably dropped 50 a head on steak. Going with BBQ
I love horse meat
I was out there last weekend. You doing river or deep sea fishing?
Fun fact- We have those same cups at my office
Last time I was in Vegas my buddy and I told everyone we were surgeons from Texas. He even made business cards with our names on them, Chaz and Slater. So douchey and so fun.