“Tag me in that” is now “don’t post that”

I don’t want to be here.

Can’t remember the last time I had a tan lines.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

Called a client who has a ring back tone to all I do is win” by DJ Khaled.

Taking lunch at my desk and I just answered my phone.

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

Apparently everyone at my office is a meteorologist.

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama