My older brother had a similar experience, but instead of keeping up the facade, he took it upon himself to deliver the truth to his younger siblings…still a dick move
If only there was a world where Gil’s “Humplestead’s Steak & Scotch” and Karl Welzein’s “Captain Karl’s Pizza Ship” could do one of those Pizza Hut/Taco Bell combo restaurants
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Really hoping Gil pulls a Michael Scott and gets some hair beads
Daryl & Carol, or “Caryl”, the zombie apocalypse’s real power couple
Can’t I just bring 2 bags of chips and a 2-liter?
Same here, it’s like breaking the seal when drinking, once you start, you can’t stop
Nothing like bumming quarters and playing that Area 51 game at Pizza Hut until your food was ready
Go Hilltoppers
#17…PGP-ception?
Sage advice from Papa Bear McGannon
Still miss you, Lucky
Bonus round: Already have a job? Drink everyday until you die to deal with the crippling monotony
Sounds like an erotic dinosaur
“She was almost taller than I was”
I need more details. Was she Amazonian height, D1 basketball player? Or are they both little people?
At least by dropping out of acting he wasn’t involved in those filmed abortions, Home Alone 3 or 4
I can’t believe the guy took a dry shit without peeing. #1 and #2 go together like peanut butter & jelly
I wonder if he settled down with that dog-faced girlfriend
My older brother had a similar experience, but instead of keeping up the facade, he took it upon himself to deliver the truth to his younger siblings…still a dick move
When in doubt, Groupon
If only there was a world where Gil’s “Humplestead’s Steak & Scotch” and Karl Welzein’s “Captain Karl’s Pizza Ship” could do one of those Pizza Hut/Taco Bell combo restaurants