Dude also gives me serious #PGP feelings when I realize he’s the better part of a decade younger than me and makes more money in a year than I will in my whole life.
Went and got tapas the other day, which is normally a complete fucking nightmare, but it was my birthday so I just ordered everything I wanted for the table and told everyone to eat shit if they didn’t like it. Felt amazing.
You gotta do the mixing process in the waiting area before you board. Basically the only thing flight attendants actually do anymore is watch like a hawk for people who brought their own booze on board.
Take it from me, someone who has experienced the low point of having booze confiscated on a plane before.
I have a friend who really likes to be the one to volunteer to take the hit then Venmo req everyone, but she forgets to actually do the req probably 50% of the time. Maybe more. It’s great.
How can you already hate your unborn child that much?
alcoholism?
That Harper injury did look nasty though
Dude also gives me serious #PGP feelings when I realize he’s the better part of a decade younger than me and makes more money in a year than I will in my whole life.
Yes – bike all you want, but there is absolutely no reason to wear the outfit
What he said
Just did a 16 day-er, came back a changed man. With two weekends and a federal holiday in there I only took 9 days off.
Went and got tapas the other day, which is normally a complete fucking nightmare, but it was my birthday so I just ordered everything I wanted for the table and told everyone to eat shit if they didn’t like it. Felt amazing.
I’m in
You gotta do the mixing process in the waiting area before you board. Basically the only thing flight attendants actually do anymore is watch like a hawk for people who brought their own booze on board.
Take it from me, someone who has experienced the low point of having booze confiscated on a plane before.
One of the best things about U Florida was that we bucked the SEC trend of dressing up like a douchebag, and just threw on t shirts
I have been, and likely will continue to be, all of these people
There’s not really another proper way to leave a party
Literally LOL’d at Cutler saying he doesn’t need to be in good cardiovascular shape to play QB
Can we talk about that lake going from three inches deep to 80 feet deep like immediately? What kind of drop off is that?
It’s not an AIDS drug
Conspiracy theory: Will actually got engaged 6 months ago and is releasing these on a delayed schedule in order to take us all on a #content journey
Worst thing that happened to me this weekend was getting trucked by a former college football player during bubble soccer, so not that bad, relatively
I feel your pain no worries
You’re so weird
I have a friend who really likes to be the one to volunteer to take the hit then Venmo req everyone, but she forgets to actually do the req probably 50% of the time. Maybe more. It’s great.