My favorite tattoo story to tell is when I went to Vegas with a bunch of PGP friends and drunkenly got a four-leaf clover tattooed on my arm on St. Patrick’s Day.
Running Pat’s Run for Pat Tillman tomorrow morning, then brunch with bottomless mimosas. Supposed to go out in downtown Phoenix tomorrow night but I’m not sure I can survive day drinking followed by night drinking. Sunday breakfast by the pool at my parents
Stuffing the liquid bag full of mini bottles is my go to move, but pro tip: hide the bottles back in your bag after you drink them. Apparently it’s legal to bring them on the plane, but not drink them on the plane, as the flight attendant whisper-yelled this at me on a recent flight
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My expertise will be on how to consume copious amounts of alcohol in a minimal amount of time. Am I hired?
I plan to die before that becomes a significant problem
My favorite tattoo story to tell is when I went to Vegas with a bunch of PGP friends and drunkenly got a four-leaf clover tattooed on my arm on St. Patrick’s Day.
Deal closers only
Your schtick is super weird, man
Phoenix chiming in. Am willing to head out to CA as long as there is booze involved
Hey I’ll be there too! Let’s try and get a PGP meet up goin
Cody Johnson is in town this weekend, and for some reason I volunteered to be DD for the squad. Should still be a great show.
Your new photo stressed me out this morning
Gotta hear more about Boston
The worst thing I did was aggressively hit on a guy solely because he was wearing a yeti hat, and these all made me feel much better about it
Livin on a Prayer. It gets the people goin
Running Pat’s Run for Pat Tillman tomorrow morning, then brunch with bottomless mimosas. Supposed to go out in downtown Phoenix tomorrow night but I’m not sure I can survive day drinking followed by night drinking. Sunday breakfast by the pool at my parents
Love the solo road trip. You are batshit crazy for listening to music from your laptop though
My whole family is chipping in to get me the shark for my birthday, and honestly, I’m pretty excited about it
Phoenix was voted America’s Best City for Pizza by Travel and Leisure. Who says the west coast isn’t doing anything of substance
Stuffing the liquid bag full of mini bottles is my go to move, but pro tip: hide the bottles back in your bag after you drink them. Apparently it’s legal to bring them on the plane, but not drink them on the plane, as the flight attendant whisper-yelled this at me on a recent flight
OK duda
Pregaming with whiskey and cold brew sounds like something I need to try
My parents have been actively telling me they don’t want me to have kids, which speaks volumes about what they think of me