I like to think the the guy in the stock photo for this article and the girl in the stock photo for the article just below this one are thinking about each other and the fight they had last night. He’s upset with himself because he finished too quickly and she tried to comfort him for feeling bad, but it ended up making him angry because he feels inadequate. They start fighting about trivial things and they eventually fall asleep in different places (him on the couch obviously). They still love each other, and he’s upset for having caused the fight, but she is thinking about what he said and considering whether or not to forgive him, but we all know she will.
Verbatim what my principal asked me. Then he threw my pay in my face saying I got paid more than everyone else… I don’t. And I do 2 FT jobs for the price of one. *jerk off hand a splooge in his face*
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Olivia Wilde is golden. Now I gotta see that movie.
This is why you’re gonna fuck up, Todd. Can’t do anything right.
I like to think the the guy in the stock photo for this article and the girl in the stock photo for the article just below this one are thinking about each other and the fight they had last night. He’s upset with himself because he finished too quickly and she tried to comfort him for feeling bad, but it ended up making him angry because he feels inadequate. They start fighting about trivial things and they eventually fall asleep in different places (him on the couch obviously). They still love each other, and he’s upset for having caused the fight, but she is thinking about what he said and considering whether or not to forgive him, but we all know she will.
I got crucified, I can deal with some downvotes.
My schtick is super weird, man
“I am the way and the truth and the life.”
Sometimes I just want food that can only be made from the back of a large truck.
The first drink being ordered was a mint julip…. 1/10, wouldn’t hang out with any of these guys
Verbatim what my principal asked me. Then he threw my pay in my face saying I got paid more than everyone else… I don’t. And I do 2 FT jobs for the price of one. *jerk off hand a splooge in his face*
You’re right, I didn’t even think about that.
Got my Mother’s Day gift!
My family is nothing but if sarcastic assholes. She’s just as bad.
We call my mother “so small, so old, so frail” and while it’s hilarious, it’s totally disrespectful.
Now you’re learning
I remember the day I saw my gf for the first time because I’m romantic AF and she deserves only the best. Don’t @ me.
You should read it sometime. Great book. My bio is in there. Maybe you’ll learn something.
Downvote me all you want, you know I’m right. Y’all are just afraid to admit it.
Please tell me she got pregnant.
I will commend him on his up-tick in material. Couple grammar errors, rookie mistakes.
Welcome to the party, bud.