TheRealJesus 9 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You Doing good! She keeps getting on me about that time I called her “woman” at that one guys wedding out in Cana. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 9 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You I think you all call it “playing hard to get.” 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 9 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You Disrespecting your mother? You just went down about 5 notches. 47 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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TheRealJesus 9 years ago on 15 People Guaranteed To Ruin The Party #16: Judas 104 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 9 years ago on The Sexiest Job Of The Century Is Here, And I'm Very Confused Did you really read the article as saying “sexist” when it really says “sexiest?” 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 9 years ago on Read This Insanely Awkward Email We Received After RSVPing To A SXSW Party I read the email to the tone of Sheldon’s voice from Big Bang Theory. Horrible show, but that’s why I used that voice in particular. 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 9 years ago on The Sexiest Job Of The Century Is Here, And I'm Very Confused Hey, Joe the Exterminator is a kind, loving man. You shooting him down simply because of his current occupation says a lot about you. Shame. 44 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 9 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Oprah Harpo needs to stop complaining and actually do something about her being overweight. 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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TheRealJesus 9 years ago on This Jacket Is The New Color Changing Dress That's Blowing Everyone's Minds Son of a bitch, not this shit again! 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Doing good! She keeps getting on me about that time I called her “woman” at that one guys wedding out in Cana.
I think you all call it “playing hard to get.”
Disrespecting your mother? You just went down about 5 notches.
The grammar errors in here are atrocious
They better not fuck this up
It’s okay, you’re forgiven
I ate a peanut butter sandwhich and skimmed through TGDAG to get the gist
#16: Judas
Did you really read the article as saying “sexist” when it really says “sexiest?”
I read the email to the tone of Sheldon’s voice from Big Bang Theory. Horrible show, but that’s why I used that voice in particular.
Hey, Joe the Exterminator is a kind, loving man. You shooting him down simply because of his current occupation says a lot about you. Shame.
Harpo needs to stop complaining and actually do something about her being overweight.
Rightly said, my son!
Son of a bitch, not this shit again!
Call me old fashioned, but I like to go outside, read a book or eat with sinners versus looking at a screen longer than my job already makes me.
Excuse me, I’m gonna go and have an aneurysm now because of this photo
I want this more than I want Kate Upton wearing one of my button downs with nothing underneath while making me a nice stack of flapjacks on a Saturday morning
John’s a legend
Mickleson betting on literally everything is beautiful as well as inspiring
Aggressive