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Commitment, I think? This generation is gonna kill themselves.
Rand is for sure in hell.
No one consoled me on this
It’s okay, let it all out.
Dad noises. PGPM.
I still won’t move to California because of their ridiculous property taxes.
Your sins are forgiven
The proper usage would be “couldn’t care less.” By saying you “could care less,” you’re inferring that you do like GoT. Learn to English. #relatable
Good Will Hunting
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill.” – Matthew 5:17
Your mother
After she/he has stayed over for 5 consecutive nights and you’ve only had sex once over that 5 night period
Sounds like that guy sucks. I, on the other hand, am perfectly open to what the body naturally does.
First girlfriend I had queefed in front of me 2 weeks into the relationship. She openly admitted to it. Brought us that much closer.
Dorn’s all over this
I think I heard a bunch of white girls freak out
Are you though?
So, my girlfriend broke up with me today… Said she got some advice from a friend online… Now I know. You’re on my list, John-boy.
Pretty solid impression, but this was definitely anticlimactic
Disentery is a bitch