I have seen things that I can never unsee, and heard things I can never unhear. Word to the wise, don’t host a bunch of PGPers on a beach vacay. Shit will go down. But albeit, it was the best weekend of my goddamn life.
GOOD MORNING FROM NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FL! I AM CURRENTLY AT MY BEACH HOUSE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF 14 OF PGPs BEST AND BRIGHTEST RAGERS TO HAVE, WHAT HAS BEEN NAMED AS “THE BEST DAMN WEEKEND OF OUR SHORT LIVES.” I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS WEEKEND SINCE JANUARY AND ITS FINALLY COMING TRUE! WILL DEFRIES, KEEP YOUR EMAIL OPEN AND HOSE FIRE WRITING FINGERS OF YOURS WARMED UP, BECAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SOME FIRE ‘TENT ON SUNDAY! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I’ve been lapsing on my New Years resolution, and I took Lent to give him a break, but it’s Easter and I’ve risen from the dead, and so has my desire to cuck Will into the ground.
I defended this earlier in a group chat. Disc golf isn’t as bad as Will makes it out to be. The tryhards make it look stupid with their disc strollers, but look at the pros of disc golf: it’s free, not a whole lot of equipment, drinking beer while playing makes it ten times more fun, you don’t have to be good to play well, anyone can play so you can do it with your friends without looking dumb, and it doesn’t take much equipment. Golf will be far superior forever than disc golf, but if you’re looking for something leisurely that doesn’t cost much and everyone can do, disc golf is a good go to.
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I have seen things that I can never unsee, and heard things I can never unhear. Word to the wise, don’t host a bunch of PGPers on a beach vacay. Shit will go down. But albeit, it was the best weekend of my goddamn life.
Goddamn, the PGP Vacay was fucking dope, and no one can convince me it wasn’t.
DM me, we should meet up
Don’t @ me like that
I bless this
DCO
See you in 4 hours, boi.
GOOD MORNING FROM NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FL! I AM CURRENTLY AT MY BEACH HOUSE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF 14 OF PGPs BEST AND BRIGHTEST RAGERS TO HAVE, WHAT HAS BEEN NAMED AS “THE BEST DAMN WEEKEND OF OUR SHORT LIVES.” I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS WEEKEND SINCE JANUARY AND ITS FINALLY COMING TRUE! WILL DEFRIES, KEEP YOUR EMAIL OPEN AND HOSE FIRE WRITING FINGERS OF YOURS WARMED UP, BECAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SOME FIRE ‘TENT ON SUNDAY! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This beach vacay is not yet advertised by Mich Ultra but probably should
That too
Ya know, you’d miss out on a lot of things in life with that attitude. Live a little. #thetruth
I’ve been lapsing on my New Years resolution, and I took Lent to give him a break, but it’s Easter and I’ve risen from the dead, and so has my desire to cuck Will into the ground.
5. Will DeFries
I defended this earlier in a group chat. Disc golf isn’t as bad as Will makes it out to be. The tryhards make it look stupid with their disc strollers, but look at the pros of disc golf: it’s free, not a whole lot of equipment, drinking beer while playing makes it ten times more fun, you don’t have to be good to play well, anyone can play so you can do it with your friends without looking dumb, and it doesn’t take much equipment. Golf will be far superior forever than disc golf, but if you’re looking for something leisurely that doesn’t cost much and everyone can do, disc golf is a good go to.
I’m the coolest. People know this about me.
And I’m handing you a Miller as soon as you get in the car, so be ready.
You better live up to your expectations.
Don’t puke in my car.
See my comment to Nived
I’m way more excited for this now