“Yeah some high maintenance girl gave me these knives while I was helping her move. Said she was gonna get new ones when she got married. Poor guy.” – The moving guy to his wife later
Over MDW, I got shit for going to happy hour in my Callaway rope hat, golf shirt from my club, shorts and boat shoes. Thought I looked pretty fresh and I was comfortable as hell.
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Whats the protocol if a Hooters patron, who is not associated with Grandex, arrives in a Miata?
The PR people are the ones that think what they do in high school really matters, but it really doesn’t.
“Yeah some high maintenance girl gave me these knives while I was helping her move. Said she was gonna get new ones when she got married. Poor guy.” – The moving guy to his wife later
Vince has come a long way since his days in Carroll Park
Count me in for that 3% at the end.
Ts & Ps.
I’ve been asked “Are you ok?” multiple times in the last few months.
Pulling a “Hussein” on a statue of two teenagers taking a selfie is a hysterical image.
Over MDW, I got shit for going to happy hour in my Callaway rope hat, golf shirt from my club, shorts and boat shoes. Thought I looked pretty fresh and I was comfortable as hell.
I sneaky love Wells. Just an average dude trying to survive in a house full of meat heads.
Forgot about the Swede. Hate the Swede.
“I tried to join my local vape club but they wouldn’t let me cause I’m only 14” is such a good line.
“Dinskis” and “Mama’s Thirsty” infuriated me.
Lila. That is all.
#MakeAmericaWinosAgain
Congrats on the sex!
The dog face snapchat filter.
“I’m trying to find my friend a job”
I bet that menace Caroline will come up with the idea to go through his phone.
.50 hours to business development.